He passed out in my mouth.
— Asher on her drunk boyfriend with regards to performing oral sex
Mix doesn’t understand sparkling water bubbles…
Today marks the 1 year anniversary of my campaign to get back in shape after years of college laziness. I am proud to say i kept it up for a year and only hope to continue!
Stats:
80lbs lost
670.33 miles jogged
51,102 calories burned
burned through 2 Nike+ sensors and a iPod Nano (phatty)
I really must give credit to NIKE+ for keeping cool stats and encouraging me to run and exercise. If you have the desire i highly recommend picking one up.
See you next year.
This is what happens to an office when actual work happens in it. You’ll never understand this because the majority of your time at work is spent farting in other peoples offices, stealing other peoples snacks, and showing off your newly purchased pointy shoes and sweater vests.
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Kurt, bringing the hate my way. Awesome.
My old office has turned into a shithole thanks to K$