March 2008
52 posts
The Future of The Future
The Space Shuttle has eleven more launches before retirement. That’s it. Eleven more. But we’re not throwing in the towel quite yet. I did a bit of research on our next ship, code named Orion, which bares a striking resemblance to earlier Apollo craft and was stunned to realize that it is only a small part of a much larger program… Project Constellation It will exist as a...
WatchWe found a package of Omaha Steaks on our porch mistakenly sent to our address. This is what followed…
Hackers Assault Epilepsy Patients via Computer →
My god, this is so horribly malicious it boggles the mind…
The Best Muxtape so far...... →
Muxtape is a place for people to upload a cool mix of their fav music… it was just released and people are still getting a feel for it… but this is the best Muxtape list so far. Check it out.
Anti-Emo Riots Break Out Across Mexico!!!
Police are having to quell riots and violence against emo kids in Mexico!!! Read about it HERE.
“You’re like a young Mr. Burns”
– an Eyeboogie producer to me with regards to my casual desire to make people work too hard and too long on my projects…
Here it is!!
Score! (tanks style)
Just topped my top score in my all time favorite Wii game, TANKS! I blew up 48 tanks!!! FTW!
Wow!
I just took my own advice and pre-ordered Death Cab’s new album and I was immediately given the one track released so far, I Will Possess Your Heart, which, by the way, is almost 9 minutes long…. and it is AMAZING. I recommend pulling it down for yourself right now… but god forbid you don’t… sometime within the next 12 hours I’m sure I’ll post it to my...
WatchAnother piece from our last blow out bash. Maitz at the top of his game. Nothing’s better.
WatchTori pulls my drawstring too far. I freak out. Sometimes the small things drive me crazy…
Kid Steals Xbox, Uses XBL to contact owner to... →
This is awesome.
WatchSeth Margolin of 652 Productions made this video after a drunken taco feast on a Saturday night. This kid’s a huge talent. Apparently the 2nd episode of “The Saturday Night Seth Show is going up tonight. Friend him on Vimeo.com to see it.
“The boys have girl haircuts and the girls have boy haircuts.”
– Indie Rock Bakery: How to Tell if you are in a Hipster Bar
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“I hate all these guys. You can take that to the bank.”
– INFY with regards to “internet hipsters” that are too witty for their own good.
Calm before the storm...
So, things have been all quiet on the blog front… but not for long. I have been making a few spots for MSN.com. They will be airing on April 1st…so I’ll let you know about that as soon as I am allowed!! I also recently bought a little Flip camera that i absolutely love. My older Aiptek HD camera was good, but the shitty audio made it damn near unusable. So hopefully now I...
WatchA little pirated video of my own, soon to be released, spot…. Look for it on April 1st. Srsly. No April Fool’s Joke. UPDATE It got pulled!!
Obama wrote his historic "race speech" himself!!!
As if we needed more proof that Obama is to politicians what the iPhone is to cell phones… his historic speech on America’s racial divide that was delivered yesterday was written by himself, alone, over a 2 day period. My god.
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“Bitch may be the new black, but black is the new President, bitch.”
– Tracy Morgan to Tina Fey (and America) with regards to Obama
“Don’t make something unless it is both necessary and useful, but if it is both...”
“Maitz, stop this wave of destruction!!!”
– another Eyeboogie editor to Maitz about the internet that Maitz broke this afternoon…
seriously dane?? - psycatic? that's a horrible... →
(via mikegoubeaux) Mix has these moments…
“I don’t write for felt.”
– an earlier SNL writer with regards to writing for the muppets
“Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth.”
– Mike Tyson
Spring ahead!!
So apparently tonight we should spring ahead our clocks and lose a whole hour!! Oh well.
Kitchen Nightmares!!
Got a private beta invite to hulu.com and have been watching Kitchen Nightmares… about a chef who visits failing restaurants and overhauls them with screaming and obscenities. Good TV.
Downloaded hotness
Watching an “almost finished” version of the final episode of “The Wire”. So far, Awesome.
Whoa...
I forgot how exhasting it is to be on set… I am beat. Just got finished directing a few spots for MSN.com and can hopefully show some stuff soon.
“Women are like emotional camels”
– INFY with regards to chicks not letting shit go
“BlackBerry is dead. Microsoft is dead. Windows Mobile is dead. Amazon is dead....”
– Fake Steve Jobs with regards to the new (and amazing) iPhone SDK
Airborne® Settlement- See I told you so. →
This one goes out to all the folks who think this holistic, herbal supplement bullshit is the new hotness… Guess what? It’s a fucking scam. Just like god damned ear candles. All this stuff is FAKE.
Can't wait for Season 2!!!
Just finished watching the last 2 episodes of the Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles TV series. I fucking love it so much. I REALLY REALLY hope that they renew it for a second season. If you haven’t caught up with it yet, you can buy the series on iTunes right now, right HERE.
The new free-ness!!!
Pulling down the new Nine Inch Nails album free from Piratebay.org (would a grabbed in from NIN’s site but it’s down due to demand). NIN are offering the album free of charge (and even suggested using piratebay) or for a $5 donation or a $300 box set craziness. All instrumental stuff. So far, very good. The rest is coming into my shiny silver Pro goodness right now. Get...
“Bummer… he looks kind of neurotic…he could have been good.”
– a producer with regards to Squid’s facebook pic and whether he should be on our movie review show