November 2009
41 posts
October 2009
54 posts
“Simplicity is complexity resolved.”
– Brancusi
I found my Halloween costume
mindgrapes:
I’m going as this douche.
The key elements:
• girl jeans
• noisy dress shoes
• blazer
• button up or vest with a tie
• stuffed cat
• sunglasses when it’s dark outside
• a steady stream of anecdotes about my cat, my Israeli self defense classes, and my Lexus
So, Kurt decided to be me for Halloween. Initially i was EXCITED but then i discovered that he just thought he could...
“Ellen Paige and Diablo Cody need to eat dicks for stealing my whole WAY OF LIFE”
– Kate with regards to her lifestyle.
Poor Jdub...
mindgrapes:
Top’s not on yet. Dude is getting SOAKED out there, I’m sure.
Kurt is referring to his jalopy Jeep Wrangler. Meow Mix Advice®: Scrap it.
“Oh, look at me now….”
– Kurt, while looking at back to back pics of him in his glory days and him today.
Sidekick Server Fail an act of Sabotage?!
Appleinsider is reporting that the EPIC FAIL that is the Sidekick server disaster (controlled by Microsoft) is actually an act of sabotage!!!
Almost unbelievable…
Read more here.
The Queue Posts
So, this is how it works… Kurt says and does stuff all the time that bears posting on this blog. However, many times, he doesn’t see the humor in the post immediately after it happens. I discovered, almost by accident, that if I DELAYED the post for a few days, or even a week, he would magically find the post funny after some time had passed.
Tumblr allows a blogger to create a post...
“So I can get all the juice.”
– Kurt with regards to why he eats spaghetti with a spoon
“New glasses, new son…this has been the best week ever!”
– Brent (via mindgrapes)
tendrillar:
Although, I’m not privy to insults and name calling via impersonal Internet threads, I will have to retract my statements concerning this NASA probe business. I based my opinion on an, admitedly, flimsy news source which sensationalized the event, therefore throwing me into a tantrum of epic blogging proportions. I did not fact check and my impulses got the better of me. Lesson...
WatchI did the VFX for Comedy Central’s new show Secret Girlfriend. Those iPhone screens in this trailer? Those were all me. Boom.
(if the video is acting up in the Tumblr Dashboard, view it on my site: http://blog.andrewmuto.com )
About the Moon "bombing"...
Alright, folks, here’s the score: I’ve been listening to you morons (and i mean that affectionately) bitch and moan about this “moon bombing”.
We’re not actually “bombing” the fucking moon you idiots. We’re crashing a probe into it to pierce a thick layer of rock and potentially expose some ice water.
It is, actually, IDENTICAL to an astroid...
