October 2009
54 posts
“Dude, I used to be so full of myself looks-wise…in highschool…”
– Kurt Meyers with regards to his fading glory
September 2009
59 posts
Watchpippip:
piercethenight:
this is sort of amazing
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Wow.
Dutch: So why don't you use the regular army? Whaddya need us for?
Dillon: Cause some damn fool accused you of being the best.
Dutch: Dillon! You sonnuva bitch.
*Awesomest shot in cinema history*
Dutch: Whatsa matter? The C.I.A. have you pushing too many pencils?
Kurt is Red State
Kurt: Ladies love me.
Me: Well, a certain TYPE of lady maybe...the type that attends tractor pulls.
Kurt: Fair.
WatchWow and wow.
YTMND - Breakfast Cats →
“To the Republicans … we should work together to address any legitimate concerns...”
– President Barack Obama
Think he’ll get any takers?
(via squashed)
“Let’s see here…”
– Kurt, as he walks into the men’s room stall to see if he sharted his pants.
“But as long as you keep dreaming, Apple is busting its ass to grant your wishes....”
– A developer’s comments (meant in jest) that i take 100% seriously.
WatchI bet Tori to finish a bottle of wine at work and in return i would buy her lunch for the rest of the week… This is her slow descent into drunkenness.
