January 2012
31 posts
December 2011
27 posts
Heather Knows Me
Heather: Look I got new demi bras!
Me: that’s hot as shit.
Heather: it has nothing to do with Demi Lovato.
Me: oh.
When you grow up you tend to get told the world is the way it is and...
– Steve Jobs
Heather’s mother has some choice words about my gas as she prepares cookies for my visit.