I found my Halloween costume

mindgrapes:

I’m going as this douche.

The key elements:

• girl jeans

• noisy dress shoes

• blazer

• button up or vest with a tie

• stuffed cat

• sunglasses when it’s dark outside

• a steady stream of anecdotes about my cat, my Israeli self defense classes, and my Lexus

So, Kurt decided to be me for Halloween.  Initially i was EXCITED but then i discovered that he just thought he could raid his closet and wear his normal clothes and pretend to be me…

I quickly informed him i would never wear baggy Bugle Boy jeans or an ill-fitting button down TO A PARTY (Halloween or otherwise).

So irony of all ironies, i have to TAKE HIM SHOPPING to find a costume.  Of me.  Awesome.