Twitter Updates follow me on Twitter Tumblr (3.0; @andrewmuto)http://blog.andrewmuto.com/<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz6y2jpwA51qz7vi8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://brentwenttohollywood.com/post/444057303/teaching-the-little-man-about-apple-and-steve-jobs">brentwenttohollywood</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Teaching the little man about Apple and Steve Jobs</p> </blockquote> <p>Look at the child like wonder on his face. Even BABIES know the power.</p>http://blog.andrewmuto.com/post/444097196http://blog.andrewmuto.com/post/444097196Fri, 12 Mar 2010 15:11:41 -0800<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz6ydcHuNa1qz57vho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Oh look, i’m skiing!</p>http://blog.andrewmuto.com/post/444069412http://blog.andrewmuto.com/post/444069412Fri, 12 Mar 2010 14:56:00 -0800<p>I’ve never been a Lady Gaga lover…in fact, you could say i was a hater.  But even haters gotta admit when a girl looks hot dancing in a prison.  And Lady Gaga does indeed look hot dancing in a prison in her new “<a target="_blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ95z6ywcBY">Telephone” video</a>.  Well, played Ms. Gaga.</p>http://blog.andrewmuto.com/post/443983075http://blog.andrewmuto.com/post/443983075Fri, 12 Mar 2010 14:01:36 -0800<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz6dwiQMMp1qz57vho1_250.png"/><br/><br/><p>Done.</p>http://blog.andrewmuto.com/post/443462697http://blog.andrewmuto.com/post/443462697Fri, 12 Mar 2010 07:33:54 -0800““After the incredible experiences I have had healing my life and truly connecting to my dreams with healer intuitive Aiden Chase, I have officially asked him to become my manager,” Montag says. “Having an intuitive psychic leading my team gives me an edge no one else has.”

”<br/><br/> - <em><p><a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20350406,00.html">Heidi Montag: Husband Spencer Pratt Is No Longer My Manager</a> (via <a href="http://rickyvanveen.com/">rickyv</a>)</p> <p>I fucking love Hollywood.</p></em>http://blog.andrewmuto.com/post/441602671http://blog.andrewmuto.com/post/441602671Thu, 11 Mar 2010 10:54:30 -0800<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz3518CfeD1qz5eejo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://pippip.tumblr.com/post/439633160/oh-ms-tribbles-whatcha-doing-in-my-hat-being">pippip</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Oh Ms. Tribbles whatcha doing in my hat!!! Being cute I assume.</p> </blockquote> <p>Mix just wants a small taste of Ms. Tribbles.</p>http://blog.andrewmuto.com/post/439698962http://blog.andrewmuto.com/post/439698962Wed, 10 Mar 2010 14:05:31 -0800<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyy8pyH0x41qzvnxpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/post/439251012/the-chubby-girl-scout-bacon-wrapped-samoa-girl">thisiswhyyourefat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>The Chubby Girl Scout</b></p> <p>Bacon wrapped Samoa Girl Scout cookies deep-fried and topped with maple syrup and powdered sugar.</p> <p>(submitted by Grant)</p> </blockquote>http://blog.andrewmuto.com/post/439459220http://blog.andrewmuto.com/post/439459220Wed, 10 Mar 2010 11:41:12 -0800“It’s was just a lot of guys holding machine guns.”<br/><br/> - <em>My Aunt Donna with regards to the types of guys that friend her on facebook</em>http://blog.andrewmuto.com/post/432298918http://blog.andrewmuto.com/post/432298918Sun, 07 Mar 2010 04:42:16 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kykughbF921qza2eco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://babybraun.tumblr.com/post/418964986/this-was-taken-back-in-january-when-muto-came-to">babybraun</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This was taken back in January when <a href="http://blog.andrewmuto.com">Muto</a> came <strike>to steal our baby</strike> for dinner. The photo is below par.  Dinner, however, was outstanding.</p> </blockquote> <p>It’s true.  Mix and I got as far as the sidewalk with Baby Braun before Mrs. Braun tackled us and recaptured Baby.  Mrs. Braun may LOOK tiny, but she’s packs QUITE the wallop.</p>http://blog.andrewmuto.com/post/424665362http://blog.andrewmuto.com/post/424665362Wed, 03 Mar 2010 12:27:59 -0800<object width="400" height="256" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" id="ordie_player_f5a57185bd"><param name="movie" value="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" /><param name="flashvars" value="key=f5a57185bd" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><embed width="400" height="256" flashvars="key=f5a57185bd" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" quality="high" src="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" name="ordie_player_f5a57185bd" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>via <a href="http://pippip.tumblr.com/post/424488682/theduty-rillawafers-funny-or-dies">pippip</a></p> <p>I fucking love this shit.</p>http://blog.andrewmuto.com/post/424524180http://blog.andrewmuto.com/post/424524180Wed, 03 Mar 2010 10:41:33 -0800<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kymepwg2hI1qz7vi8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://brentwenttohollywood.com/post/420405834/muto-teaching-crazyheart-about-creatures">brentwenttohollywood</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Muto teaching Crazyheart about creatures</p> </blockquote> <p>You have 2 options: eat them or train them to be friends.</p>http://blog.andrewmuto.com/post/420415583http://blog.andrewmuto.com/post/420415583Mon, 01 Mar 2010 12:45:37 -0800<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyj3cgVvIo1qz57vho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Today was a good day for a nap…</p>http://blog.andrewmuto.com/post/416497317http://blog.andrewmuto.com/post/416497317Sat, 27 Feb 2010 17:41:06 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyipuommEL1qz57vho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Creatures.</p>http://blog.andrewmuto.com/post/416002769http://blog.andrewmuto.com/post/416002769Sat, 27 Feb 2010 12:49:36 -0800<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/kFPNcWN7QnM&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/kFPNcWN7QnM&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://tendrillar.tumblr.com/post/414654059/sad-to-think-that-there-would-be-less-human">tendrillar</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Sad to think that there would be less human opportunities in space. Yet this seems efficient enough. Future, dudes.</p> </blockquote> <p>Agreed.  It’s both heartbreaking and entirely too cool for words. At the same time.</p>http://blog.andrewmuto.com/post/415793947http://blog.andrewmuto.com/post/415793947Sat, 27 Feb 2010 10:48:01 -0800<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kycwedwovI1qz57vho1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>He has knowledge to give you.</p> <p>via <a target="_blank" href="http://pippip.tumblr.com/">Pips</a>.</p>http://blog.andrewmuto.com/post/409338365http://blog.andrewmuto.com/post/409338365Wed, 24 Feb 2010 09:25:00 -0800<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky6gsxadgt1qz57vho1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Resistance is futile.  We will add your biological and technological distinction to our cupcakes.</p>http://blog.andrewmuto.com/post/402063293http://blog.andrewmuto.com/post/402063293Sat, 20 Feb 2010 22:02:57 -0800<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky628nzS0B1qz57vho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Sometimes I wake up to this.</p>http://blog.andrewmuto.com/post/401479249http://blog.andrewmuto.com/post/401479249Sat, 20 Feb 2010 16:48:19 -0800<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky4hov8Hcq1qzpwi0o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>via <a href="http://gingerkid.tumblr.com/post/400284135/thedailywhat-you-go-shosanna-coco-ontd">gingerkid</a></p>http://blog.andrewmuto.com/post/401009993http://blog.andrewmuto.com/post/401009993Sat, 20 Feb 2010 11:48:57 -0800<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xdhLQCYQ-nQ&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xdhLQCYQ-nQ&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Boxes are the best.</p>http://blog.andrewmuto.com/post/397251280http://blog.andrewmuto.com/post/397251280Thu, 18 Feb 2010 14:23:12 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky20pgRnxm1qz5g12o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://deathbyboom.tumblr.com/post/397107542/andrewmuto-via-hourlovewillneverdie-dylan-is">deathbyboom</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://blog.andrewmuto.com/post/397099985/via-hourlovewillneverdie-dylan-is-in-district">andrewmuto</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://hourlovewillneverdie.tumblr.com/">hourlovewillneverdie</a>)</p> <p>Dylan is in District 9.  Find the alien weapons!!!!</p> </blockquote> <p>that is Marrakech not, Johanesburg South Africa!. Wrong place Muto, wrong place.</p> </blockquote> <p>You can clearly see a cache of alien weapons in that shanty in the background.  YOU, marcos, are incorrect.  District 9 is where the shanties are.  And the alien weapons.</p>http://blog.andrewmuto.com/post/397120668http://blog.andrewmuto.com/post/397120668Thu, 18 Feb 2010 12:56:06 -0800